How Big Is Your Boyfriend?

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Is he into the gal or her boyfriend? Find out now...

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Is he bigger than a breadbox?
Is he lighter than a horse?
Can you knock him over?
Does it take a lot of force?

Is he made of muscles?
Does he have soft hands?
Can he keep it kind of loose?
Or does he stick to the plan?

I wonder why...your still with that guy-oh (My-oh)

How big is your boyfriend?
Do you think I can take him?

Is he sweeter than a cupcake?
Is he really in shape?
Does he always get the punch line?
How many jokes does it take?

Is he a lover or a fighter?
Is he the sensitive type?
And if I get him in a choke hold...
Would he put up a fight?

I wonder why....your still with that guy-oh

Chorus

Hooo..
Come on, come on
Come on spill those beans babe
Ease my troubled mind
Cause I need to know
Is this a one man show (or)
Is there a tiny piece of you know what
That you could set aside for me?

I wonder why...your with that guy
I wonder why...your still with that guy-oh, my-oh

Chorus

How long is your boyfriend?
Gonna be in town...I gotta find out

How hard is your boyfriend?
To figure out...cause I got my doubts
And I want him now

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from Feelings, track released December 9, 2014

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